Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency. But hey, thanks for the chaos. Our shirts are made for the eye-rollers, the boundary-setters, and the heroes who manage to keep it together while everyone else is losing their minds. With sharp adult humor and just the right amount of “not my problem” energy, these funny tees are perfect for gifting to coworkers, friends, or anyone who’s tired of cleaning up after piss-poor planning. Wear your patience (or lack thereof) with pride.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US