Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency DryBlend® T-Shirt

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency. But hey, thanks for the chaos. Our shirts are made for the eye-rollers, the boundary-setters, and the heroes who manage to keep it together while everyone else is losing their minds. With sharp adult humor and just the right amount of “not my problem” energy, these funny tees are perfect for gifting to coworkers, friends, or anyone who’s tired of cleaning up after piss-poor planning. Wear your patience (or lack thereof) with pride.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.