Your Dad Makes Me Moist Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

"Your Dad Makes Me Moist." Sweet, steamy, and just the right amount of wrong, this shirt bakes in the adult humor with a wink that’ll leave people laughing—and maybe a little uncomfortable. Perfect for flirty bakers, double entendre lovers, or anyone who enjoys serving sass with a side of sugar. Whether you're shopping for a cheeky gift, a statement piece for Father’s Day, or just want to make family dinners real awkward, our funny shirts are bold, hilarious, and definitely not safe for church. Go ahead—make ‘em blush.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US