Your Dad Makes Me Moist DryBlend® T-Shirt

"Your Dad Makes Me Moist." Sweet, steamy, and just the right amount of wrong, this tee bakes in the adult humor with a wink that’ll leave people laughing—and maybe a little uncomfortable. Perfect for flirty bakers, double entendre lovers, or anyone who enjoys serving sass with a side of sugar. Whether you're shopping for a cheeky gift, a statement piece for Father’s Day, or just want to make family dinners real awkward, our funny shirts are bold, hilarious, and definitely not safe for church. Go ahead—make ‘em blush.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.