What chu’all fuckdiddlin’ around with Unisex Hoodie

“What chu’all fuckdiddlin’ around with” now? No, seriously — what is it this time? Because when you're involved, it’s never just “messing around.” It’s always something weird, probably questionable, and definitely about to end in laughter or trouble (usually both). These hoodies are for the ones who can’t help but poke the bear, push the buttons, and play with things labeled DO NOT TOUCH. Equal parts chaos and curiosity, it’s the perfect fit for the friend who’s always up to something — and you’re just trying to find out what before it explodes.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.