All fart! Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Wear this “My wife is all fart...and no bite” long sleeve shirt and let the world know you’re the real MVP—surviving marriage’s most lethal weapon: the toxic gas attack. Comfortable enough to lounge in, sharp enough to earn some eye rolls, and honest enough to say, “Yes, I’m living the dream… one stink bomb at a time.” Perfect for guys who like their love with a side of sarcasm…and maybe some gas masks.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US