I make your mom moist Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Warning: Wearing our shirts may result in stolen attention, raised eyebrows, and possibly someone’s mom blushing. If “I make your mom moist” sounds like your kind of pickup line, and you’ve got “I’m too sexy” energy pulsing through your veins, you’re in the right place. Our hoodies are built for peak confidence, maximum charm, and absolutely no shame. Perfect for the bold, the beautiful, and anyone who knows they’re a walking thirst trap — or at least plays the part convincingly.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US