I ate the donut Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

You stood there. You watched. I ate the donut. That’s teamwork, really. This long-sleeve is soft, slightly smug, and ideal for those days when you want to look like you tried — but not, like, tried tried. The kind of shirt that says “I’m warm, I'm comfortable, and no, I didn’t save you one.”

Great for casual Fridays, family brunches, or just making passive-aggressive statements without saying a word. Sharing is optional. This shirt is not.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US