I ate the donut Unisex Hoodie

Cold? Hungry? Not my problem. I ate the donut. You watched. Technically, it’s sharing.

This hoodie’s for those who thrive on cozy comfort and casual indifference. Oversized, warm, and perfect for avoiding small talk while committing snack crimes. Whether you're ghosting responsibilities or just ghosting people in general, this hoodie has your back — and your front covered in unapologetic truth.

Ideal for early mornings, late-night snack runs, or silently judging coworkers from across the break room.

Wear it. Own it. Don't offer to share.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.