Angel Farts Unisex Hoodie

Behold, the heavenly origins of bacon’s irresistible aroma — as told by the angels themselves. This shirt features the ultimate celestial brainstorm: Gabriel asks, “Lord, what shall we use to make bacon smell irresistible?” The Lord, in all His infinite wisdom, replies: “I got this.” Cue: one angel, one holy toot, and the scent that changed breakfast forever.

Perfect for food lovers, brunch addicts, and anyone who appreciates divine flatulence with a side of crispy humor. It’s sacrilegious. It’s stupid. It’s beautiful. Just like bacon.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.