Your Dad Makes Me Moist Unisex Hoodie

"Your Dad Makes Me Moist." Sweet, steamy, and just the right amount of wrong, this hoodie bakes in the adult humor with a wink that’ll leave people laughing—and maybe a little uncomfortable. Perfect for flirty bakers, double entendre lovers, or anyone who enjoys serving sass with a side of sugar. Whether you're shopping for a cheeky gift, a statement piece for Father’s Day, or just want to make family dinners real awkward, our funny shirts are bold, hilarious, and definitely not safe for church. Go ahead—make ‘em blush.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.