Touched by an Angel Unisex Hoodie

Ever wake up and think, “Wow, I feel... violated by a higher power”? Yeah. Same.
Congratulations — you've been touched by an Angel, son. Enlightened? Sure. Blessed? Debatable. Emotionally stable? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

This shirt is for those who’ve seen the light… and then immediately filed a complaint. Whether it was a heavenly encounter or just Carl from HR in a white robe, this hoodie captures that moment of divine confusion with celestial sarcasm. Perfect for exorcisms, brunch, or awkward family dinners.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.