Too old for this sheet! Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

For the Halloween lover who's been there, done that, and is so over it—introducing the “I’m too old for this sheet!” long sleeve shirt. Whether you're dodging costume parties, skipping the haunted houses, or just not in the mood for one more pumpkin spice anything, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking. With a cheeky ghostly twist, it's perfect for tired parents, grumpy ghouls, and anyone who's just here for the candy and a comfy seat. Keep it spooky, keep it honest—because some of us are just too old for this sheet!


• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US