Stay back I've got...Pink Guy Unisex Hoodie

"Stay Back! I’ve Got… Pink Guy." Equal parts warning and WTF moment, this hoodie is perfect for those who like their humor weird, bold, and a little gross. Whether you're battling mystery symptoms or just using it as the ultimate excuse to avoid people, this shirt brings the adult humor with a side of absurdity. Great as a gag gift or a personal declaration of chaos, this funny shirt is guaranteed to get double takes, nervous laughs, and maybe a few extra feet of personal space.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.