Some snobby prick Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

When it’s chilly outside but your disdain stays at a steady 72 degrees. This long sleeve tee serves up vintage arrogance with the immortal words “Duly noted,” attributed to some smug 1800s gentleman who probably referred to wine as “the blood of lesser grapes.” Ideal for cold conference rooms, passive-aggressive family dinners, or silently judging people at coffee shops. Sleeves are for crossing—and crossing out irrelevant opinions.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US