Some snobby prick Unisex Hoodie

Wrap yourself in warmth and withering sarcasm. This hoodie features the elegantly dismissive phrase “Duly noted,” reportedly whispered by a powdered-wig-wearing elitist moments before ignoring everyone in the room. Soft, snuggly, and oozing superiority, it’s perfect for strolling through the modern world like it’s beneath you. Wear it to tune out nonsense, reject feedback, or simply remind humanity that you’re not here to be moved—you’re here to be mildly inconvenienced.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.