Slow Children Playing Unisex Hoodie

Caution: Slow Children Playing... and by “children,” we might mean you and your challenged friends at any event. This hoodie puts a clever twist on a classic sign with a hit of adult humor and just the right amount of ridiculousness. Whether you're poking fun at your crew or just embracing your own “slow motion” moments, this funny shirt is packed with humor, personality, and just the right amount of chaos. These are the perfect gifts for the lovable weirdos in your life — or for claiming your rightful place as their fearless leader.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.