Prepare the others, ‘cuz I’m outta here Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

"Prepare the others, ‘cuz I’m outta here." Whether it’s quitting time, a group chat gone wrong, or just surviving Monday, this shirt is your ultimate exit strategy—served with adult humor and zero apologies. Perfect for anyone who's one awkward interaction away from vanishing into thin air, this funny shirt is a relatable mood and a killer gift for that friend who always knows when to dip. Because sometimes... disappearing is the plan.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US