Poke the bear Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Go ahead. Poke the bear. Because some of us aren’t here to keep the peace — we’re here to test the limits. This shirt is for the beautifully unbothered and mildly dangerous. The ones who don’t flinch, don’t blink, and definitely don’t back down. Soft? Yes. Cozy? Absolutely. But make no mistake — the energy is unhinged and the warning is real. Wear it when you’re daring someone to make it your problem. Great for bad moods, worse choices, and mornings when caffeine isn’t enough to save anyone. Provocation included. Consequences? That’s on them.


• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US