Pitcher Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Crack open a can of nostalgia with our “Vintage Hydration Hero” long sleeve tee, featuring the iconic orange pitcher that lived in every Gen X fridge—usually filled with Tang, questionable Kool-Aid ratios, or whatever Mom swore was “homemade iced tea.” This retro relic of the 70's is more than just plastic; it’s a symbol of summer afternoons, latchkey independence, and beverages with a hint of mystery. Printed in bold, sun-faded glory, this shirt pays tribute to the unsung MVP of our childhood kitchens. Pour one out (but not too fast—it never sealed right) and wear your Gen X badge with pride.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US