Pitcher Unisex Hoodie

Crack open a can of nostalgia with our “Vintage Hydration Hero” tee, featuring the iconic orange pitcher that lived in every Gen X fridge—usually filled with Tang, questionable Kool-Aid ratios, or whatever Mom swore was “homemade iced tea.” This retro relic of the 70's is more than just plastic; it’s a symbol of summer afternoons, latchkey independence, and beverages with a hint of mystery. Printed in bold, sun-faded glory, this shirt pays tribute to the unsung MVP of our childhood kitchens. Pour one out (but not too fast—it never sealed right) and wear your Gen X badge with pride.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.