My body is my temple... Unisex Hoodie

My body is my temple... except it’s the kind with questionable offerings, late-night snacks, and a strict no-cardio policy. This hoodie brings adult humor to the sacred art of not taking yourself too seriously. Perfect for anyone who’s self-aware, snack-positive, and spiritually aligned with naps and carbs. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for a hilariously honest gift, this funny shirt is a shrine to real-life vibes and zero shame.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.