Morgenmuffel Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Embrace your inner Morgenmuffel—because let’s be honest, mornings are the worst and small talk before coffee should be illegal. This funny shirt is made for the proudly grumpy, the perpetually tired, and anyone who considers 10 a.m. “too early to function.” With a hit of adult humor and international attitude, it’s the ultimate gift for the not-so-sunshiny person in your life. Warning: wearing it does not improve mood... but it will get the message across.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US