Morgenmuffel Unisex Hoodie

Embrace your inner Morgenmuffel—because let’s be honest, mornings are the worst and small talk before coffee should be illegal. This funny shirt is made for the proudly grumpy, the perpetually tired, and anyone who considers 10 a.m. “too early to function.” With a hit of adult humor and international attitude, it’s the ultimate gift for the not-so-sunshiney person in your life. Warning: wearing it does not improve mood... but it will get the message across.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.