Morgenmuffel DryBlend® T-Shirt

Embrace your inner Morgenmuffel—because let’s be honest, mornings are the worst and small talk before coffee should be illegal. This funny shirt is made for the proudly grumpy, the perpetually tired, and anyone who considers 10 a.m. “too early to function.” With a hit of adult humor and international attitude, it’s the ultimate gift for the not-so-sunshiny person in your life. Warning: wearing it does not improve mood... but it will get the message across.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.