Jesus Saves 30% Unisex Hoodie

"Jesus Saves… 30% on His Insurance."
Turns out, the Messiah isn’t just into miracles—He’s also big on discounts. Picture this: Jesus cruising in a modest yet righteous sedan, robe flapping in the wind, sandals on the gas, and a divine smirk as He flashes that “Saved 30%” policy like it's the New Testament. We take holy humor seriously—our apparel is blessed with punchlines, sacrilege (the fun kind), and heavenly comfort. Whether you're looking to spark a conversation, offend your in-laws, or just rep your savior’s stellar shopping habits, this design’s got your back… and your chest.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.