I make your mom moist DryBlend® T-Shirt

Warning: Wearing our shirts may result in stolen attention, raised eyebrows, and possibly someone’s mom blushing. If “I make your mom moist” sounds like your kind of pickup line, and you’ve got “I’m too sexy” energy pulsing through your veins, you’re in the right place. Our tees are built for peak confidence, maximum charm, and absolutely no shame. Perfect for the bold, the beautiful, and anyone who knows they’re a walking thirst trap — or at least plays the part convincingly.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.