I Don’t (F*cking) Care Bear Unisex Hoodie

Meet the "I Don’t (F*cking) Care Bear" hoodie—cute on the outside, savage on the inside. This ain’t your childhood cartoon; it’s the grown-up, fed-up version with zero time for nonsense and even less for sugarcoating. Packed with unapologetic adult humor, this funny hoodie  makes the perfect gift for your sassiest friend—or anyone who’s done pretending to care. Fluffy? Maybe. Friendly? Not today.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.