Honky-Tonkin’ Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Grab your assless chaps, boys… It’s time for some Honky-Tonkin’. This shirt is not for quiet nights in or respectful indoor voices. It’s for beer-soaked dance floors, suspicious bruises, and questionable yeehaws yelled at full volume. Whether you're two-stepping, bar-hopping, or just starting fights with strangers who think all chaps have butts — this one’s got your vibe.
Soft enough for a hangover nap, loud enough to get you kicked out of a respectable establishment. Saddle up, chaos cowboy — it’s gonna be a weird night. Caution: May inspire spontaneous line dancing, poor decisions, and aggressive flirting.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US