Honky-Tonkin’ Unisex Hoodie

Grab your assless chaps, boys… It’s time for some Honky-Tonkin’. This shirt is not for quiet nights in or respectful indoor voices. It’s for beer-soaked dance floors, suspicious bruises, and questionable yeehaws yelled at full volume. Whether you're two-stepping, bar-hopping, or just starting fights with strangers who think all chaps have butts — this one’s got your vibe.

Soft enough for a hangover nap, loud enough to get you kicked out of a respectable establishment. Saddle up, chaos cowboy — it’s gonna be a weird night. Caution: May inspire spontaneous line dancing, poor decisions, and aggressive flirting.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.