Hairball Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Think you’ve mastered the game of life? Think again. Our “Rock, paper, hairball — nothing beats hairball” long sleeve shirt is for the survivors of the cat apocalypse — those who know the real boss isn’t rock or paper, but the sneaky little puke bomb waiting in the shadows. Comfortable, sharp, and unapologetically honest, this shirt is your official declaration that you’ve bowed to the fur-covered chaos god. Perfect for anyone who lives life one hairball at a time.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US