Gary Pepper Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

"If You Find a Better Price, I’ll Kick a Puppy and Punch a Kitten – Just for You!" Shirt
Straight from the golden age of unhinged mattress commercials comes this tribute to Gary Pepper’s legendary 1998 ad — the one that made you laugh, gasp, and question your morals all at once. Printed in bold, unapologetic type, this shirt proudly screams “savings so good it’s criminal!” Whether you're a die-hard fan of vintage infomercial chaos or just want to confuse everyone at the cookout, this hoodie brings the heat, the humor, and just a hint of violence (all fictional, of course — no animals were harmed in the making of this deal). Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: nobody beats our prices. Nobody.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US