Gary Pepper Unisex Hoodie

"If You Find a Better Price, I’ll Kick a Puppy and Punch a Kitten – Just for You!" Hoodie
Straight from the golden age of unhinged mattress commercials comes this tribute to Gary Pepper’s legendary 1998 ad — the one that made you laugh, gasp, and question your morals all at once. Printed in bold, unapologetic type, this shirt proudly screams “savings so good it’s criminal!” Whether you're a die-hard fan of vintage infomercial chaos or just want to confuse everyone at the cookout, this hoodie brings the heat, the humor, and just a hint of violence (all fictional, of course — no animals were harmed in the making of this deal). Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: nobody beats our prices. Nobody. 

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.