Gary Pepper DryBlend® T-Shirt

"If You Find a Better Price, I’ll Kick a Puppy and Punch a Kitten – Just for You!" T-Shirt
Straight from the golden age of unhinged mattress commercials comes this tribute to Gary Pepper’s legendary 1998 ad — the one that made you laugh, gasp, and question your morals all at once. Printed in bold, unapologetic type, this shirt proudly screams “savings so good it’s criminal!” Whether you're a die-hard fan of vintage infomercial chaos or just want to confuse everyone at the cookout, this tee brings the heat, the humor, and just a hint of violence (all fictional, of course — no animals were harmed in the making of this deal). Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: nobody beats our prices. Nobody.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.