GAG ME! Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Ugh, gag me with a spoon. For when the drama’s too much, the small talk’s unbearable, and the group chat just won’t shut up—this long sleeve tee says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to waste the energy. Dripping in vintage valley girl sarcasm and Gen X apathy, it's the perfect fit for anyone who’s been over it since, like, forever. Soft, comfy, and just salty enough to keep people guessing whether you're joking (you're not). Wear it proudly. Eye roll sold separately.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US