GAG ME! Unisex Hoodie

Ugh, gag me with a spoon. For when the drama’s too much, the small talk’s unbearable, and the group chat just won’t shut up—this hoodie says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to waste the energy. Dripping in vintage valley girl sarcasm and Gen X apathy, it's the perfect fit for anyone who’s been over it since, like, forever. Soft, comfy, and just salty enough to keep people guessing whether you're joking (you're not). Wear it proudly. Eye roll sold separately.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.