I ate the donut DryBlend® T-Shirt

Look, “I ate the donut, you watched, technically it’s sharing.” That’s not selfish — that’s efficient.

This shirt is for the snack thief with zero guilt, the office anarchist who respects no lunch labels, and anyone who believes proximity counts as participation. It’s soft, comfy, and unapologetically honest — kind of like you after the last bite.

Wear it while casually avoiding responsibility, eye contact, or anything resembling remorse.
Because sharing is caring… ish.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.