2 Birds 1 Stone Killer DryBlend® T-Shirt

Looking for the perfect gift that says “I’m clever, hilarious, and just the right amount of inappropriate”? Welcome to 2 Birds 1 Stone Killer, the ultimate problem solver for anyone who’s bold, confident, and not afraid to stir the pot. Our funny shirts don’t just get laughs—they start conversations, drop jaws, and occasionally get you banned from family dinners. Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for unforgettable gifts, we’ve got the kind of adult humor that hits hard and sticks. One shirt. One statement. Two birds? Consider 'em confidently handled.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.