Ding Dongs Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

We’re not just Americans—we are red, white, and frosting-filled patriots. This design featuring the glorious Hostess Star Spangled Ding Dongs is a sugar-coated salute to freedom, processed snacks, and unapologetic snack-based nationalism. Perfect for backyard BBQs, Fourth of July hangovers, or just flexing your snack pride with a side of irony. Warning: wearing this may cause sudden urges to yell “‘MURICA” and high-five strangers.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US