Ding Dongs DryBlend® T-Shirt

We’re not just Americans—we are red, white, and frosting-filled patriots. This design featuring the glorious Hostess Star Spangled Ding Dongs is a sugar-coated salute to freedom, processed snacks, and unapologetic snack-based nationalism. Perfect for backyard BBQs, Fourth of July hangovers, or just flexing your snack pride with a side of irony. Warning: wearing this may cause sudden urges to yell “‘MURICA” and high-five strangers.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.