Benjamin Franklin Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Turns out discovering electricity isn’t all keychains and kite strings. Our "Ow Shit, That Hurt" design captures the exact moment Benjamin Franklin got a little too hands-on with science—and instantly regretted it. With lightning striking his kite (and possibly his dignity), this long sleeve shirt is a hilarious tribute to painful breakthroughs, bold experiments, and saying “ow” so history didn’t have to. Perfect for science lovers, history buffs, or anyone who's ever learned something the hard way—with sparks flying.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US