Benjamin Franklin Unisex Hoodie

Turns out discovering electricity isn’t all keychains and kite strings. Our "Ow Shit, That Hurt" design captures the exact moment Benjamin Franklin got a little too hands-on with science—and instantly regretted it. With lightning striking his kite (and possibly his dignity), this hoodie is a hilarious tribute to painful breakthroughs, bold experiments, and saying “ow” so history didn’t have to. Perfect for science lovers, history buffs, or anyone who's ever learned something the hard way—with sparks flying.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.