Bath Toaster Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

“It’s time...fetch me my bath toaster.” Light enough for public spaces, bleak enough for your inner monologue. This long sleeve tee is for the high-functioning disasters who manage to look put-together while mentally tap-dancing on the edge. Layer it under your trauma. Wear it to brunch. Let people wonder if you're joking. (You are... right?) Soft fabric, dark vibes, emotionally unavailable.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US