Bath Toaster DryBlend® T-Shirt

“It’s time...fetch me my bath toaster.” We’re not saying you’ve given up — just that you’ve looked into the void, and it looked kind of cozy. This shirt is for those days when the group chat’s silent, your career’s a slow-motion car crash, and your only joy is passive-aggressively rearranging your Spotify sad playlist.

It’s soft. It’s dark. It says, “I’m barely holding it together” in the most stylish way possible. Great for existential spirals, office meetings that should’ve been emails, and nights spent scrolling job listings with dead eyes. Sure, you’re spiraling — but at least you’re comfy.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.