Angel Farts Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Behold, the heavenly origins of bacon’s irresistible aroma — as told by the angels themselves. This shirt features the ultimate celestial brainstorm: Gabriel asks, “Lord, what shall we use to make bacon smell irresistible?” The Lord, in all His infinite wisdom, replies: “I got this.” Cue: one angel, one holy toot, and the scent that changed breakfast forever.

Perfect for food lovers, brunch addicts, and anyone who appreciates divine flatulence with a side of crispy humor. It’s sacrilegious. It’s stupid. It’s beautiful. Just like bacon.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US