Angel Farts DryBlend® T-Shirt

Behold, the heavenly origins of bacon’s irresistible aroma — as told by the angels themselves. This shirt features the ultimate celestial brainstorm: Gabriel asks, “Lord, what shall we use to make bacon smell irresistible?” The Lord, in all His infinite wisdom, replies: “I got this.” Cue: one angel, one holy toot, and the scent that changed breakfast forever.

Perfect for food lovers, brunch addicts, and anyone who appreciates divine flatulence with a side of crispy humor. It’s sacrilegious. It’s stupid. It’s beautiful. Just like bacon.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.