All fart! Unisex Hoodie

Snuggle up in this “My wife is all fart...and no bite” hoodie — because nothing says romance like admitting you’re a hostage to the silent but deadly. Soft, warm, and perfect for pretending you don’t notice when the room clears out. Ideal for husbands who’ve mastered the art of selective breathing and passive-aggressive love. Bonus points if you can keep a straight face while wearing it.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.