All fart! DryBlend® T-Shirt

Love stinks… literally. Our “My wife is all fart...and no bite” tee is a soft, comfy tribute to the joys of marriage and the occasional airborne surprise. Perfect for husbands who like to keep things light, funny, and just a little cheeky. Whether you're running errands or just dodging gas attacks on the couch, this shirt says, “I married my best friend — and her digestive system.” Wear with caution (and maybe crack a window).

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.