2 Birds 1 Stone Killer Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Looking for the perfect gift that says “I’m clever, hilarious, and just the right amount of inappropriate”? Welcome to 2 Birds 1 Stone Killer, the ultimate problem solver for anyone who’s bold, confident, and not afraid to stir the pot. Our funny long sleeve tees don’t just get laughs—they start conversations, drop jaws, and occasionally get you banned from family dinners. Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for unforgettable gifts, we’ve got the kind of adult humor that hits hard and sticks. One shirt. One statement. Two birds? Consider 'em confidently handled.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US