2 Birds 1 Stone Killer Unisex Hoodie

Looking for the perfect gift that says “I’m clever, hilarious, and just the right amount of inappropriate”? Welcome to 2 Birds 1 Stone Killer, the ultimate problem solver for anyone who’s bold, confident, and not afraid to stir the pot. Our funny hoodies don’t just get laughs—they start conversations, drop jaws, and occasionally get you banned from family dinners. Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for unforgettable gifts, we’ve got the kind of adult humor that hits hard and sticks. One hoodie. One statement. Two birds? Consider 'em confidently handled. 

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.